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I'm not saying it's not fake. I'm not saying it's not a cheaply done fake. I'm just saying that due to something...the simplicity, the timing of it, something...this ends up being cooler than a lot of high-priced movie effects.

...even for the chance at big cash awards. No, this isn't some kind of lawyer joke.

No, literally. And it's a certified therapy animal, too. I suppose interacting with it would definitely take your mind off your own problems. Unless you were mourning your conjoined twin, or something.

Cockroach: 2, Weatherman: O. Seriously, man, just step on it and let the show go on.

You know, I've always had my doubts about the ethicality of breeding super-strong bulls just to fight and kill for sport. Now I'm starting to wonder whether it might not be an ethical dilemma of the "Terminator" kind...don't build the super-bulls if you don't want them to destroy the world! Or at least your bumper.