Lawyer Jokes

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A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:

"Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn't you. -$50.00."

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Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer

A: All the information you need - but you can't understand a word of it.

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A minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates; Saint Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.

“Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir, the keys to our finest penthouse suite.”

"This is unfair!" cried the minister.

“Listen,” Saint Peter said, “ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first lawyer we've ever seen.”

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Q: What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
A: His partners.

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