Lawyer Jokes

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The preacher came along and wrote upon the signboard:

"I pray for all."

The lawyer wrote underneath: "I plead for all."

The doctor added: "I prescribe for all."

The plain citizen wrote: "I pay for all!"

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Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case.

"Look," said one, "let's be honest with each other."

"Okay, you first," replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.

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A lawyer was walking down the street when he saw two cars crashing into each other. Rushing over he said, “I saw everything, I can take either side!”

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I needed a attorney, so I called the first one in the phone book. “Tell me are you a honest attorney?” I asked. “Honest? Let me tell you I borrowed $10,000 from my dad for tuition in law school and I paid him back in full after my first case!” He replied. So naturally I asked him what that case was? He squirmed and replied, “he sued me for the money!”

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