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"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.

"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money, there has been only one answer to that question."


The defendant who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.


Lawyers are the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed! - Robert Lucky, IEEE Spectrum


How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only one. The rest are true stories.


 
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