Lawyer Jokes

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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Satan was complaining bitterly to God, "You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes. Yet people worship and adore you. People fight, get arrested, and cheat each other, and I get blamed, even when it is not my fault. Sure, I'm not perfect, but give me a break. Can't you do something to make them stop blaming me?"

And so God created lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar and he’s really pissed. The bartender gives him a drink
and asks what the problem is. All he says is, “all lawyers are a*******.”

A man sitting in the corner shouts, “I take offense to that!”

The pissed-off guy asks him, “why? Are you a lawyer?”

He replies, “no, I’m a******.”

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