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pacman questionsince you guys are now using pacman as an official spokesperson, i have a few questions.

how does pacman move? he seems to roll but his mouth stays constantly in the same spot.

how does pacman have sex? there is a ms. pacman, can they do it? apparently they can because there was a pacman jr.

do pacman and donkey kong get along?


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posted 2006-03-27 13:40:35


Dear lawbones,

I had to call Pacman on the Judged hotline to get the answers to some of these.

Apparently, Pacman is covered in millions of tiny little hair-like cilia. As the cilia wriggle, Pacman moves forward.

Pacmen and Pacwomen reproduce sexually. They keep their genitals in a side pocket that we can't see.

Pacman and Ms. Pacman were not married. They dated for a short time after Ms. Pacman's divorce from David Hasselhoff, but they never got serious.

Pacman and Donkey Kong have had a long-standing grudge ever since Donkey Kong made a racist remark at a Christmas Party in 1984.
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