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Pick-em-up TrucksDear Your Honor:
Thank you very much for the prize - (Although it seems that you may need to
borrow my steam machine for your play date with wicked-angel...Just as long
as it comes back clean, help yourself.)
However, you described me as a lady who likes pick up trucks and Chuck
Norris movies. While I plead the 5th regarding Chuck Norris, I can only
assume the pick-up truck language refers to my choice of avatars.
Actually, if you look closely, it is not a pick-up but the infamous Chevy
"El Camino" (not to be confused with the knock-off Ranchero built by Ford.)
I shouldn't be too hard on you though, an El Camino is an engineering
mystery. Is it a car or a truck? (Maybe a Trar? a Cruck?) Either way, El
Camino's are the epitome of cheese, and my family has substituted them for
the Volkswagon Beetle in the "punch bug" game for decades.
Now with that out of the way, I thank you again for the prize and wish you
a pleasant GroundHog Day!
Later,
HopeMary
HopeMary
posted 2006-02-02 09:46:45
Dear HopeMary,
Ah. Many apologies. But I was right about the Chuck Norris movies, eh?
Did you already provide us with your address?? If not, please do so. We'll
ship out your prize right away.
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