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What makes this site different from Greedy AssociateDear Your Honor,
Can you describe all the features that make this site different from Greedy
Associates? I can see many of them on my own, but would like to know if I
am missing something.
Stinky
posted 2006-01-14 12:33:49
Dear Stinky,
Hmmm ... Since I have never been to Greedy Associates I could not tell you.
I only discovered the Internet about six months ago.
As many users have pointed out in various emails this site seems like
something that was designed and worked on from a marketing team straight
out of the 1960s! You are right. Back in my day before law school we sold
all sorts of things at the advertising agency I worked at in Chicago and we
were not afraid to roll up our shirt sleeves and do some marketing. One
time back in 64 I had a line around the block formed to purchase the new
RCA Color television when it came out. I can assure you that I know what I
am doing.
How fucked up is it to have a 77 year old anonymous Judge in charge of a
site? It is messed up I know. Allow me to explain.
I am appointed a Judge for life and I have a lot of money because my wife
was always saving, saving, saving. My wife is dead and my children are
working in New York and San Francisco right now and it is difficult for me
to get people to pay attention to me anymore.
The women I meet on Match.com that are anywhere near my age do not smell
right in various places. It is time for me to have some fun and I have
never really done anything over the past 40 years but practice law and know
everyone is starting Internet companies with no revenue model. Why not?
I invested a lot of money and some of my friends invested money because
this is and Internet company. We are excited about this and have a team
of--are you ready--over 20 programmers working on this site all the time.
I've got $10,000,000 in venture financing and this is fun. I am annoyed
though that the few women I thought I was flirting with online so far
turned out to be men! Urgh!
In any event, besides no revenue model, a $30,000 a month office, and a
team of people working on this site that think I am crazy I am not sure
what is different about this site. Does anyone know where I can order some
Viagra online? I am having a difficult time when I am alone?
THE JUDGE
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