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Consulting Lawyers to Bomb Nations?Tell me this Your Honor: How does one get into a position where they can
issue the authority to bomb another nation? Mitt Romney's much-debate
debate answer at last week's event has risen my ambition level . . .
MWAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!
Bomb Crazy
posted 2007-10-15 12:35:34
Dear MommaLaw,
The first thing you should know is
that Mitt Romney is *not* a lawyer and never has been a lawyer—but
boy has he employed a bazillion. He’s a businessman
with all the hair, teeth, and mechanical personality of a tin man straight
out of presidential hopeful central casting. (It’s
somewhat ironic that the real actor in the race, Fred Thompson, is the
least cautious, the most unscripted, and, thanks to an uncanny resemblance
to Frankenberry (remember him, Count Chocula’s ol’ pal?) he
scares the freakin @$*#! out of 89% of the global population).
But back to
bombs-away-presidential-hopefuls. Romney, apparently, is
unfamiliar with the US Constitution (and familiarity is certainly not a
disqualifier, especially since the current destroyer-in-chief called the
constitution “just a goddamn piece of paper”).
But it looks like you should keep looking for other ways to destroy
the world. I’m sure if Darth Cheney and lil’
Chimpy had their way they’d do away with all governmental checks and
balances, but last I checked the president still needs the authority of
congress to wage war and he or she can’t go it alone as “the
decider.” But fret not- Mitt Romney is only speaking
what he knows, which is the workings of the corporate world.
Lawyers, not laws, make the decisions, and corporations, not
citizens, have the final say.
Sigh,
A Melancholy Judge
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