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Hot chicks at workplace!My law firm has some real hot chicks…  Yeah, I know sounds wacky but this is the problem!  I kinda get uncomfortable when they’re around…  What do you think is the best alternative—a) casual sex; b) a visit to the loo now-and-then; or c) look for another job??
-Frustrated  


Frustrated
posted 2007-07-09 05:18:50


Dear imperial,

I must say, you haven’t given me much choice there!  The options are very clear in your head… 
 
Let’s go over your ideas..  Casual sex: This sounds great to the ears but needs a lot of preparation and precautions.  Firstly, confirm with the ‘hot chick’ if this IS casual sex for her as well.  In case you’re married, this becomes a necessity.  Secondly, keep it a strict one-night stand if you do not want any strings attached.  Thirdly, try not getting involved with your boss.  This would definitely affect your work..  And lastly, keep it as hush-hush as possible.  You do not want to publicize wow-I-had-sex-with-a-colleague.

Visit a loo now-and-then: How many times, is the question.  Though this is the easiest alternative, you need to be extra careful as not making it a habit at work.  However, some people say this helps them in better concentrating at work.  Again this is your pick, if you think this helps, then yes, this is THE easiest way to get over things!  Make sure there is complete privacy and don’t forget to lock the door!! 

Look for another job…  Nay!  Sounds completely irrational.  Things can never be this bad that you have to quit.  That is, till the time you do not make things too bad.  If you’re planning to join the bandwagon of MeJD and wacked and TomServo and rbrown, then you have all chances of getting sacked!  If you didn’t get me, there is this whole link of stories out here at Judged that talks of sex in the office—the only link that has as many as 450+ posts…
 

Though I would like to add more to the available options…

-Deep breathing meditation/Yoga 
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Go home, take a nap
-Put some ice down there to get your mind off of it!
-Turn on the TV/Internet and watch Barbara Walters…  It will turn you off in seconds! 

And remember, no matter what you do, play safe!!  Good luck with all the hot chicks out there!  And whatever you do, post it here…. 
MeJD will be delighted! 

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