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Hot chicks at workplace!My law firm has some
real hot chicks… Yeah, I know sounds wacky but this is
the problem! I kinda get uncomfortable when they’re
around… What do you think is the best
alternative—a) casual sex; b) a visit to the loo now-and-then; or c)
look for another job??
-Frustrated
Frustrated
posted 2007-07-09 05:18:50
Dear imperial,
I must say, you
haven’t given me much choice there! The options are
very clear in your head…
Let’s go over your
ideas.. Casual sex: This sounds great to the ears but needs a
lot of preparation and precautions. Firstly, confirm with the
‘hot chick’ if this IS casual sex for her as well.
In case you’re married, this becomes a necessity.
Secondly, keep it a strict one-night stand if you do not want any
strings attached. Thirdly, try not getting involved with your
boss. This would definitely affect your work..
And lastly, keep it as hush-hush as possible. You do
not want to publicize wow-I-had-sex-with-a-colleague.
Visit a loo now-and-then: How
many times, is the question. Though this is the easiest
alternative, you need to be extra careful as not making it a habit at
work. However, some people say this helps them in better
concentrating at work. Again this is your pick, if you think
this helps, then yes, this is THE easiest way to get over things!
Make sure there is complete privacy and don’t forget to lock
the door!!
Look for
another job… Nay! Sounds completely
irrational. Things can never be this bad that you have to
quit. That is, till the time you do not make things too
bad. If you’re planning to join the bandwagon of MeJD
and wacked and TomServo and rbrown, then you have all chances of getting
sacked! If you didn’t get me, there is this whole link
of stories out here at Judged that talks of sex in the
office—the only link that has as many as 450+
posts…
Though I
would like to add more to the available options…
-Deep breathing meditation/Yoga
-Go home, take a nap
-Put some ice down there to get
your mind off of it!
-Turn on the TV/Internet and watch Barbara Walters…
It will turn you off in seconds!
And remember, no matter what you do, play
safe!! Good luck with all the hot chicks out there!
And whatever you do, post it here…. MeJD will be delighted!
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