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RespondingYour Honor I am flattered by your attention! Normally my screen name is wickedestangel, but your site would not allow me that many characters, so I am feeling just a little less wicked than usual! Be that as it may, I do have a dog and a cage that you might be able to fit into - depending on your size :), if the dog was not in there at that time. I have trained several larger dogs and I am sure that I could train you also :). Training requires firmness and patience. The dog goes into the cage for most of the day, with breaks for bathroom and water, whenever he tears something up (including any delicates), or misbehaves. Peeing in the house is NOT acceptable and would be dealt with harshly once housetraining has been achieved. On the dog's very good days I reward him with treats and lots of petting. It is always a good thing to leash train your dog, as dogs tend to stray and pull away if not properly trained. Generally I do not handfeed the dog, but on special occasion the dog may enjoy licking succulent tidbits from my fingers. That is it for now--have to get to the airport! Fianl words of wisdom--A dog is only as smart as it's mistress! Hugs!


wickedangel
posted 2006-01-24 17:01:37


Dear wickedangel,

Dear Wicked Angel,

I am most intrigued by your correspondence. In fact, I had to stop reading it a couple of times I was so moved in so many ways.

Can you please email me an audio file of you telling me I am a bad dog? Also, I have not yet learned to heel when going on a walk. I am afraid I am a very bad dog and may need to be hit with a newspaper. May I please have your contact details?

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Dear Judge,

Do you ever experience any physical danger in the courtroom?  You do deal with all those criminals, right? 

Sincerly,

Concerned Bailiff's Mommy



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