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MARRY FOR LOVE WITH OUT BEING BRIKETO YOUNG FEMALE ATTORNEYS, GET IN WITH THE BEST PAYING LARGE AMERICAN LAW
FIRM WITH INTERNATIONAL OFFICES(ESPECIALLY IN LATIN AMERICA AND ITALY)AND
TRANSFER TO ALL THE COUNTRIES YOU WANT TO VISIT. THEN DECIDE WHICH SINGLE
ATTORNEY MAKES THE MOST MONEY THAT YOU CAN STOMACH AND MARRY HIM. THEN TAKE
A LATIN LOVER AFTER GOING PART TIME, ANDPOLITIC FOR HUBBY TO ADVANCE. AFTER
TEN YEARS OF MARRIAGE IT ENDS UP ALL THE SAME. OH! SECRETLY STUDY FAMILY
LAW BEHIND HUBBY,S BACK, STASH MONEY IN SWITZERLAND. I PROMISE AFTER THE
DIVORCE YOU CAN MARRY FOR LOVE WITH OUT BEING BRIKE AND RUINING YOUR LOOKS
FOR UNLOYAL PARTNERS WHO COULD CARE LESS IF YOU EVER HAVE A LIFE. fOR THE
MEN, MARRY SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT SPEAK A LOT OF ENGLISH, THEY WILL
APPRECIATE YOU AND NOT QUESTION YOUR SANITY FOR WORKING 100 HOURS PER WEEK.
CRWATTY
posted 2006-08-28 21:52:22
Dear CRWATTY,
Dear CRWATTY,
I hope you don't mind that I went ahead and
moved your letter from the site problems question area to the Dear Judge
column. The techs were, naturally, enormously interested in your capslocks
of emotional turmoil, and made several suggestions about your own best
actions in regard to your problems, but I thought you might appreciate the
validation of having your words of wisdom shared with the rest of the
Judged readers. I suppose they might have already seen it, if you
happened to think of sending out a mass email to your entire contacts list
whilst in this state of sexual frustration and ass-drunkenness, but I
wanted to make sure.
Now then, CRWATTY, I'm glad you've
reached out to me, and to the Judged readers like this.
(This
is, of course, assuming that your rant bears any relationship to reality,
rather than just being the plot of the screenplay you're trying to
sell, which was my second thought. My first thought was that it was spam
from some kind of mail order husband website. But it seemed like either one
would know better from a marketing standpoint than to type in all-caps.)
To begin our healing process today, here is a pretty picture:
http://www.goin2travel.com/photoc2/c2122.jpg
Take a deep breath. Curl your toes in the sand. Try not to think about
the fact that working a 100 hour week is perfectly reasonable grounds among
non-attorneys for questioning your sanity, or at least your commitment to
your marriage. Think instead of scantily clad and undemanding women with no
ability to talk back.
http://www.thetravelzine.com/images2000/chateau_d.jpg
This is a safe place, a happy place. You can rest here in the knowledge
that you will not have to deal with challenges to your penis. Breathe deep
and...oh, crap, that's Switzerland, isn't it? Sorry.
Look, kittens! Who doesn't love kittens!?
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/kittens/index.html
Feel better?
If not, you can tell us, you know. Judged
is always here for you. We - techs, readers, and Judge alike - look forward
to hearing from you again.
Yours in good mental health,
The Judge
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