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Dear Judged
JelloGot a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It's
important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just
can't afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home some
choice cuts from my autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper:and
ta-da!
The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. They ask me what's my
secret. Judge, I think they're getting suspicious. My smart-ass 8-year-old
keeps asking, "Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the
fridge."
If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Judge, what do
I tell my family?
REAGANOMICS VICTIM
posted 2006-06-29 16:54:07
Dear Smileyesq,
I recommend you do what the Judge did in 1993. Ditch the family and get
yourself a hot young stripper wife. Sure, the guilt will slowly kill you,
clawing at you from the inside out, but that's why God invented bourbon.
As for the cannibalism, not to worry. It's in the Bible.
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