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pee on the floorhey judge, i got a problem at my office. i mentioned this on the message
board and i thought you might have a solution. somebody keeps peeing on the
floor all around the urinal in the men's room at my office.
i dont mean a little pee, i mean a whole bladderful all on the floor. i
keep slipping on it and its really gross. what should i do?
peebody
posted 2006-06-26 19:52:10
Dear shoeman,
You're right. That is gross.
I'd recommend taking a week off work. Use up all your vacation time. Then
sneak into the bathroom when everyone thinks you're out of the office. Hide
in the stall with your feet up on the bowl so no one can see you.
When you hear the sound off pee hitting the floor, jump out and grab the
guy. Tie him up, and leave his face in the pee.
Then get out of there because I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
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