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Dear Judged > Archive
+ Le Prize
+ They're sweaty!
+ Decision Time
+ Prize Winners
+ Judgement day?
+ Breach of Trust
+ What to do?
+ New CIA dude
+ Why am I eerie?
+ Firm information
+ You know, Judge...
+ Crappy Prizes? Never!
+ Those games
+ MOST RECENT MESSAGES AAAAAAAUUUGH!!
+ Games
Dear Judged
Crappy Prizes? Never!To the most Esteemed and Honorable Judge:
I am writing in response to the following in Friday May 12's Inner Circle
Newsletter.
"INNER CIRCLE UPDATE
We saw a bunch of new people show up on Judged this week. We've spent
enough time kicking out the old and boring Inner Circle members, and now
it's time to cast the spotlight on some of our new favorite dudes.
* * *
More Inner Circle news: rbrown quit Judged for life and came back after he
was begged sufficiently, the various HankChinaskis has been laying low and
BullRunner says the prizes we awarded him are crappy. We were gonna reward
him with next week's prize, a deluxe set of toenail clippers, but now we'll
donate them to Goodwill. "
I love the prizes you have so graciously bestowed upon me and my kin. If
you have read a comment or two here or there on your most deliciable
website, it was all done in humor and as a way to lighten the spirits of
the young associates known to skulk these pages during the long dull hours
of the workday.
My apologies to the Most Honorable Judge if I have offended.
BullRunner
posted 2006-05-12 10:17:23
Dear BullRunner,
Aha!! Maybe we will give you those toenail clippers after all!
I understand if somebody doesn't want a free prize. I hate free stuff
myself. It makes me feel poor to receive gifts. That's why I always bill my
family for their X-Mas gifts.
Dear Judged > Archive
+ They're sweaty!
+ Decision Time
+ Prize Winners
+ Judgement day?
+ Breach of Trust
+ What to do?
+ New CIA dude
+ Why am I eerie?
+ Firm information
+ You know, Judge...
+ Crappy Prizes? Never!
+ Those games
+ MOST RECENT MESSAGES AAAAAAAUUUGH!!
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