I just read a comment on our message boards that someone thinks the blogs have been getting, what was it, smarmie? But that they are a lot better. And for this reason, I would like to take this opportunity to thank the members of the jury which deliberated on the quality of the recent blogs. Thank you, thank you, no need for applause, really. Yes, I have been putting more effort into my blogging, dammit! I work my wig off to scour the pages of the news for interesting discussion topics. I come up with parodies and make cutsie jingles to entertain you. And darn it, none of you are posting any comments! WTF?

The purpose of this website is to be a completely uncensored discussion forum and a source for entertainment and information. You lazy bastards! Why don’t you start flappin’ you gums? How many times can I bait you with dynamic and inflammatory subject matter, only to be ignored by everyone (except legally blogged, thanks pal)???? I’m doing my best to start interesting discussions with you, and it has been my hope that, being lawyers and therefore pundits in the art of the argument, you might at least have the wherewithal to express you thoughts on the issues I present. Who knows, maybe you would actually enjoy arguing about topics that are current and newsworthy. Come on, you can’t tell me that each and every one of you is handling a case that is more up-to-date then every single one of the topics I’ve covered! And if you do have a case that is more interesting than the stupid hoopla that I’m blogging about, THEN WHY DON’T YOU SAY SO??!!!??

Work with me, people.   Sheesh!