Awwww! Poor Barbie! Miss USA is reportedly being “discussed” by members of the Miss USA organization and NBC, the network which televises the pageant, because of suspected sauciness at local bars. Her oh-so-eminent highness’ crown may be plucked from her flaxen head at any moment. What will the princess do if she cannot complete the sunset of her reign? Suppose she is booted from the ball with only four months to go!!!!!
Boo hoo, the party is over.
 
It seems, in fact, that the sparkling bubble of stardom has been perniciously popped for many members of the crowned royalty. Perhaps the torrid beauty queen will follow in the foolish footsteps of so many other princesses of late.

Take Nicole Richie, for example, who was recently discovered making her own driving rules on LA’s 134 Freeway. With her body and brain so starved of nutrients, the withered waif could not compute the following equation;   Pot + Vicodin + cell phone + SUV + Freeway = mug shot
No, Nicole, you are not rich enough, famous enough, or thin enough to drive against traffic on the freeway, better luck next time.

Then there is the Paris the Heiress, who so graciously received a DUI from local peasant police officers not long ago.
‘Tee Hee, is this a new kind of present? Why, like, thank you good sir. That’s hot!’

In the words of Miss Universe owner, Donald Trump, ‘Ladies, you’re fired!’