“Maybe if the judge will get his act together and purchase some RC Airplanes as prizes we will come back.  I have no reason to come back and read weird abbreviated retard-speak posts by company goons trying to net traffic but saying nothing at all.  Can't do it.  The prizes made it tolerable, but we saw how that went.
The new judge is the antithesis of "activist judges"--that's for sure.  The new judge doesn't do shit.”

You broke my heart.  rbrown, where did we go wrong?  The beginning of our relationship was so lovely… and now look what it’s turned in to.  Are you having problems in your personal life?  Is the Job search not going well?  The Judge understands…but don’t take it out on me.  Since I became Judge, the site has been revamped, messages are being posted, a new Salary Survey is in the Works…and yet, you think I’m just sitting around the house, watching tv, eating bonbons…you don’t appreciate any of the things I do for you.  Sigh.

What will it take to get you to understand?  Do you want an activist Judge?  Do you even know what that means?  I want this to be a forum for all my peers to come together and discuss law firms, a place to waste time at work/class playing games and watching videos.  I understand it’s not all about me and my agenda; it’s about the law and you all.  I show restraint, like a good Judge should.  But hey, if you like, I can be an “activist Judge” and make up my own law to advance my causes.  If you keep this up, the first thing on that agenda will be ruling you out.

But don’t give up hope yet.  Don’t turn your back on me just because we’ve hit a rough patch.  Stick it out and see what happens.  And yes, I’ll see about the prizes.  But if you’re just sticking around because you think I’m going to put out some easy, free gifts, don’t bother…I’m not that kind of Judge.