Last week, Chief Justice John Roberts told reporters with the LA Times and AP that he did not want to allow television cameras in the Supreme Court.



Saying that cameras would serve as a distraction, create a circus environment, and disgrace the proud tradition of the High Court, he hinted that he would seek to block the cameras should anyone try to broadcast from inside the courtroom.





Those are, of course, bogus reasons. The real reason he doesn't want cameras in the Supreme Court are shrouded in mystery. Lord knows he's got the looks for TV. I think he favors a young Jan Michael Vincent.



But who needs his permission anyway? We can just shoot reenactments of the juiciest Supreme Court cases like E! did during the Michael Jackson trial. Remember how creepy that was? It'd be perfect!



But we'd need an all-star cast...





GREG KINNEAR AS CHIEF JUSTICE JOHN ROBERTS





JUDGE JUDY AS JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG





JUSTICE STEPHEN BREYER AS JUSTICE DAVID SOUTER and vice versa





DANNY DEVITO AS JUSTICE ANTONIN SCALIA





AL ROKER AS JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS





COLONEL HARLAND SANDERS AS JUSTICE JOHN PAUL STEVENS





THE MAYOR FROM GHOSTBUSTERS AS JUSTICE SAMUEL ALITO





YASMINE BLEETH AS JUSTICE ANTHONY KENNEDY